It's my birthday. Uh-huh. It's my birthday. Nanner nanner.
And I'm FIFTY. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's right -- 50!
I am celebrating!
Now I can wear a red hat (like I didn't before. Uh-huh.)
Massive quantities of Christmas-related kid photos to follow soon. (But not now. Because it's ALL ABOUT ME. YES, ME ME ME! bwah hahahahahahahaha)